1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page your self over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Specify that your drive through order is "to go".
4. When your money comes out of the ATM machine, scream "I won!" "Third time this week!"
5. When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, their loose!"
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. As often as possible skip instead of walk
Unanswered questions
If Wal-mart prices are getting lower every day, why isn't anything free yet?
Why do we drive on the parkways and park on the drive way?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs?
Would A fly without wings be called a walk?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make unexpected expected?
I believe that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
Posted by Bethy
Spell checked and corrected by Kressant
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Out west we make walks by pulling flys wings off, and we really do call em walks.
How many of the "7 Ways..." Have you or someone in your family tried yourselves?
(knowing your family you've most likly tried all of them at least once lol...:)
(I realy love ya'll bunches, even if you are a little crazy, but then I can't realy complain to much, because I'm much crazyer then ya'll will ever be).
Hey Miss Amy!
So I hear that you are to be on the air! Congrats!!!!! I don't think that we have ever undergone any of the above mentioned antics, but we have thought up enough strange ideas to keep us rolling. LOL
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